What's the worst thing you ever told a chick?

Not calling her a name like cunt or bitch or whore. But something you said to her while you two were chillin' out on the couch or some shit like that.

For example. While very early on in our marriage, Wifey and I started talking about our exes. She told me that her ex was a little bit more romantic than I was. Now at that time, I was very young and very dumb and competitive. I repiled, "Well, my ex gave better blowjobs than you do."


For the next two years or so, she purposly used her teeth while performing wifely duty number 1.


Her bottom teeth are a little crooked.

My husband called me by my mother's first name...big mistake.

That I loved her.......just so I could assfuck her.

I once politely told a drunken mistake "i can't afford to buy you breakfast"

She was a big girl

I tell just about every chick i bang that she has a big pussy.
They get insecure and try to tighten it up.The anger is only a front.

Ever dated a chick that did kegel exercises all day?It's kinda like that.

Yep. That's sirius buisness. Years ago there was a thread here where someone asked for the worst name you can call a woman. I said her mom's name. The dudes didn't get it, but the women all said, "Yep. That's it."

I once told a nymphomaniac nutjob that she had no heart or brain. She was just a cunt walking around on two legs.

My exwife broguht up that she wanted to get a maid.I said no.She needed a reason why,we had a pool service and lawn service,why can't we have a maid?At first i tried using the "i don't want people going through my stuff".When that didn't work i went with"If we get a maid,what do i need you for"?

I was ready for an argument,I was not ready for the crying that followed.
Somethings you can't take back.

When I was a teenager my gf told me she cheated on me when she was down the shore, I then informed her that I fucked her sister (who I knew had a crush on me) while she was down the shore, which was a lie and they ended up fist fighting. I was quite the douchebag, no??

Youre a douche bag for not fucking the sister.Causing the cat fight is just cool

Well sure in hindsight.

If you say I love you they believe you every time

I'm not really all that cruel. If I don't like someone or they upset me, I just ignore them. I did tell this one woman that she was the most boring person I've ever met in my life.
It didn't seem all that hateful to me. It was in response to her continually chastising me about making fun of the elderly, gays, and mentally retarded. I felt really bad after I saw her reaction to it, but it made her go away so I was happy about that.

I dont know if its the worst thing, but I felt bad years later when I thought about it. In college I putting the moves on this one cross country runner chick from another dorm, hooked up with her at a forest party one night and went back to my room and banged her out. We had those small double sized beds and I honestly didnt like sleeping with another person in them because I like to sprawl out, so I told her that after we were done and asked her if she could go back to her own room. I was pretty drunk, but I remember the look on her face was pure disgust One of her friends who I was good friends with, later told me that the chick had really liked me a lot and normally didn't give it up like that, so I guess I really fucked with her head


Really weird thing, about 6 years ago my youngest son had a really bad fever and we took him to the emergency room, I guess she bacame an EMT because I ran into her in the hallway while she was dropping off a patient. She kind of gave me the same look as before

I had no idea some of you were this fucking badass.

That I wanted to have a threesome with her and her best friend. Big mistake

I hoped you dumped her ass and quick. Selfish bitch.

Right! I mean I thought it would be fun. And Im all about fun in the bedroom. We did break up over it and I ended up hooking up with her friend anyway.

Told a broad to put her shirt back on before we boned cause her areolas were the size of cd's and they creeped me out.

It would have been fun, she missed out on it and ended up a moving on anyway...she should have at least tried it.
I had two friends show up at my apartment one day in college. They thought it would be hot to have a train. It was a weird vibe and finally I was like "WTF is up? " and they came clean. I wasn't pissed that they wanted to do it. I was pissed that they didnt include me in the planning of it. Dumb fucks would have had a fucking blast if they didn't try to pull such a shitty covert operation on me.

I have had other women who were totally into the threesome. I believe in being very open about what I want when it comes to sex. There is nothing like a relationship where the sex is awesome.

I totally agree. I learned a long time ago that the only way to fully explore one's sexuality is with complete trust and comfort in a relationship. If you can tell your partner what you want and desire, without fear or boundaries, and then they are game? DAMN, it's hot!

Thats how it is with my wife. I have introduced her to things she never thought she would like. I would never bring another person into it now because that opens up a whole can of worms. But she it up for anything I want. She has even surprised me with things she wanted to do.

Every single couple I have met, that were swingers or allowed involved playmates, broke up. It opens an enormous can of worms.
Good for you and your wife!