Who can get the last word?

In real life Santa's Little Helper would only need a single bite to eat that pie.

Im liking it so far. A little too much Howard though and not enough about the acts. Granted, all the acts so far have been turible.

In real life Santa's Little Helper would need only 1 bite to eat that pie.

Stupid SFN, never works.

life is good
why am i sad?

are you really sad? Why are you sad.

yeah and i dont quite know why
just kinda meh i guess

Have you tried PCP? I've heard that is supposed to make you feel pretty good.

dude, someday i am totally gonna take pcp and flip over cop cars
someday
stay tuned for video

I will preemptively pray that the destruction of Kinski's hineyhole isn't too massive.

its murder a hobo day!!!

hoe lee christo... i just had one of most miserable 48hrs of my life. food poisoning from mother's day dinner.

couldn't hardly think for the first 24 hours... it was all vomit and pain (but no blood or high fever).

i weigh fuckin 7lbs less than before... gonna try to eat some tonight

there's a bird in the attic

Did the blood vessels around your eyes break from throwing up? The last time I had food poisioning I woke up in the middle of the night turning over to the floor and proceeded to vomit with such force and for so long all the vessels around my eyes exploded making me look like a raccoon.

Fatty, the Sixers won a game in round 2, omg, omg, maybe I should watch a game!!

i do not remember posting this

mr hole, remember when you were a murderous hobo wanted by several secretive organizations?
what ever happened with all that?

They took away that status thingy under the AV option.


I'm still wanted.

holy shit no... but that did happen to a buddy of mine over superbowl weekend. he looked like a zombie for the better part of a week.

one time i farted and it smelled like rotting garbage
it was about 20 mins ago

all my farts smell like candy. other peoples farts are awful though....weird right?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/15/robert-downey-jrs-avengers-pay_n_1519659.html

Robert Downey Jr. is prone to making mathematical gestures on the red carpet, but he's going to need more than ten fingers to sift through his payout from "Marvel's The Avengers." According to The Hollywood Reporter, the 47-year-old actor stands to make about $50 million from the film.

Downey's "Avengers" co-stars stand to make a fraction of his earnings, in part because of a savvy deal the "Iron Man" lead reportedly renegotiated, under which he would receive a portion of Marvel's revenue from any future film in which he plays Tony Stark. He allegedly rejiggered the deal when the first "Iron Man" film dialed up $585 million in 2008.

Though Downey's deal is not unheard of for the rarefied circle of Hollywood's biggest names, it's a great deal more than any of his "Avengers" cohorts. Sources say Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner and Mark Ruffalo will each ultimately make $2 million to $3 million from the film.

Marvel has a history of cutting sharp deals. Terrence Howard, who starred with Downey Jr. in the first "Iron Man" film, was reportedly faced with a 50 to 80 percent pay cut for the sequel after the studio learned director Jon Favreau planned to limit his role. Howard's agents smarted, and though it's unknown if he walked out or if Marvel decided to go a different direction, Don Cheadle replaced Howard for the sequel.

"The Avengers" continues to smash through box office records and recently surpassed the $1 billion mark in global earnings, so the $50 million payout is unlikely to put a big dent in Marvel's balance sheet. The film is currently making "Avatar"-type money, a big relief to Disney, which bought Marvel and desperately needed a hit after the crippling loss it suffered on "John Carter."