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Worst stinky pussy stories

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DrSublux, Mar 27, 2008.

  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux SFN Gold Supporter

    I dont know if this has been done before and if it has I apologize. I just thought we would get some good laughs and maybe make you vomit a little.

    The one I remember is: I was about 23 at the time and it still sticks in my head and it almost scarred me for life in trying oral again. My GF at the time was way out of my league with hottness, but wtf she wanted me. I took an early lunch one day and decided to surprise her with a nooner. She answered the door in spandex and a wife beater with no bra looking smoking. So we started going at it and I realized that she had just got done working out...so whatever....so I peel off her shorts and continue to kiss her when all of the sudden like a punch in the face a smog like stink wafted up my nose and I thought no fucking way is that from her...mind you I am a good 3 feet away from the source....I had never thought for the life of me that I could smell that from that distance and wondered if she smelled the same thing.....to say the least I made some excuse to get out of there with eyes watering and a bad taste in my mouth and I didnt even get near it. I have more but none stick with me like that one....ok...your turn
  2. Chris Tucker Full Member

    Yo' momma.

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  3. BubbaMark101 Full Member

  4. smenzie Full Member

    no, please , you go again :rolleyes:
  5. LonghornJ

    LonghornJ SFN Supporter

    Freshman year I went down on some chick with a big bush after a foam party and that shit still stunk.

    Tasted like soap and... ugh. Anyway...
  6. GHP Full Member

    We were in line outside a KOC show and mozman drove by. The whole crowd booed. :(
  7. pez1968 Full Member

    I don't have a stinky story to tell since I'm a woman but one of my guy friends told me a really funny one. He said that a girl sat on his lap once and when she got up there was a wet stain on his pants. About 5 minutes later he said he got a whiff of the rotten pussy smell. He was miles away from home and couldn't go change so he had to go around all night with that smell on his pants.

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