Would you get a whore?

Hearing the gary is bored in vegas for the 15th time this week, artie brought up getting a whore as he always does it got me thinking if I'd get a whore. I don't think i could do it not that im above that but it would be awkward. I definitely wouldn't do it on the real streets but if i ever went to vegas i might.

Idk would you guys do it

How much do they even cost in vegas.

Artie never got a whore, dude. He's queer as a 3 dollar bill. That's why he medicates himself, with drugs and food and self-deprecating barbs that serve only to build up a shield against himself and the straight world. He's waiting for his Mom to die so he can come out of the closet...

You know that friend you have that always gets TOO DRUNK to go home with a chick? That's Artie. Sorry to break it to ya, bro...

I pick up crack whores all the time. The handjobs are amazing because they're shaking from crack withdrawl, and they're in a hurry to finish you off, so their hand goes super fast. And it only costs 20 bucks. Everyone wins!

Marriage is a form of state certified prostitution. Divorce is a form of state certified "whore
stole my wallet". So, yes, many many men "get a whore".

ive ordered whores many times. its fine. to men sex is a physical act similar to sport. nothing wrong with ordering up a super hot 20 yr old to come over and fuck your brains out every which way and then go home. its a wonderful concept

AND should not be illegal!! As the great George Carlin once said, "Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?"

its basically legal if u go through the proper channels.

You pay a woman for sex = illegal.

You pay a woman for sex, film it, and sell it all over the world = legal.

You don't pay the whore for sex. You pay them to leave.

No way. Grossed out!

Yes please.

i would and i have

If I were single and if it was safe maybe. Buying pussy can be dangerous anywhere except where it's legal and even then. Beings that prostitution is illegal almost everywhere there are so many dangers involved. You could easily get mugged, hurt or get an STD even with a condom (crabs). Depends on the situation.

We all go through our "droughts" but I have never gone that long and been that desperate, also never thought the rewards outweighed the risk. I'll pass.

See Baba's thread. He's good at jewing them down to humiliatingly low levels.

LMAO The best........there is a one legged hooker on O'Farrell Street here in San Francisco, it's so much easier to bang with that kind of access

Yup. One time I picked up a colored girl, I wanted to fuck and she didn't, so I said never mind. She didn't like that, she saw her crack slip away, so she gave my gear shift (my actual gear shift in my car, not my dick) the kung fu grip, and would not let go. She was screaming like a banshee. I had to open her door from the inside, turn to face her in my seat, and kick her out of the car with everything I had. Saw her a week later, picked her up, and she blew me. I wanted that on that day.

i remember artie talking about $3500. a night whores ,i would to see what they look like in vegas

I've gotten whores many times in Vegas. Most of them will try to charge you $500 an hour but you can usually talk them down to about $300. Best place to pick them up is in strip joints, you know what you will get not like when you call the fliers they give out on the street and the whore doesn't look anything like the pic on it.

If I was horribly deformed I might consider it.

I met a stripper once at a club and asked her if she would fuck me. We fucked like 3 times in the span of like a year. 22 years old, tightest body ever, not an ounce of cellulite. She was very good. I actually still have her number but I haven't called her in ages.